Alex Ovechkin’s Advice to Kids

sealcat:

• Exclamation points are acceptable for every occasion
• Ignore the warnings about a vending machine falling and crushing you, you need those Lays
• If anyone asks, you’re just doing some late night filing
• If a kid needs motivation, hide your head in his locker
• Hockey sticks double as microphones and spinning in circles is a good go-to dance move
• Always thank your maid
• If you watch Tiger Woods make a shot, you can also make that shot
• Fuck the police
• Hahaha ice

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